The Breakfast monster does not haunt at night. He does his job bright and early, when the sun is rising and the dew is dripping. If you are one of those people who sleep in until 11 or 12, he's coming for you. If you are one of those people who say "screw it, I'm just going to eat lunch," he's coming for you. The breakfast monster wakes you up at 7:00 a.m sharp and brings fresh baked bacon, fried eggs and donuts.